February 2011
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Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
when parents text.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
January 2011
11 posts
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Jan 20th
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Jan 13th
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“i want to be a professional slap bet commissioner.”
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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exactly what my mom would text me if she knew how...
from whenparentstext.com:
Mom: Your friend Lauren’s Mom facebook friended me. If I reject it will she know?
Me: Yeah she will.
Mom: That crafty bitch.
Jan 11th
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“it’s almost time to put my snow sweatpants on!…they’re like...”
– my hilarious roommate
Jan 10th
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Jan 7th
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we can't all be bright like fern →
Jan 5th
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10 Highlights\Lowlights of 2010
Let’s count down just to make it all dramatic… 10. i started graduate school. (giving me a giant student loan to pay off before i die) 9. 2 of my oldest friends got married. 8. my best friend had a kid. 7. i was unemployed for 1/2 of 2010 (but i patronized the local Panera daily. thank you Pumpkin Muffie for getting me through endless online job searches). 6. i moved 4 times. it...
Jan 4th